teachers trynna give u homework the last few weeks of school
I write sins not five page research papers
“I’ve said it before that if you’re ever nominated for an individual award, much of it has to do with your team and your teammates and how they helped you to get into that position. So, I owe it to those guys.” - Jonathan Toews on his nomination for the Mark Messier NHL Leadership Award.
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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